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What do you call a goofy dinosaur?
What do you call a triceratops that fell down the stairs?
What is as big as a diplodocus, but weighs nothing?
What do you call dinosaur fossils that sleep until noon?
What do you call a dinosaur that can't drive a car?
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a lemon?
What do you call a baby dinosaur that won't take a bath?
Why didn't the triceratops ride a bicycle?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
Why are dinosaurs big, green and scaly?
How long should a dinosaur's legs be?
Which dinosaur is the noisiest sleeper?
What do you get when you cross a Jeopardy host with a dinosaur?
Why did the T-rex cross the road?
What did the man say when he saw four dinosaurs walking over the hill?
What did the man say when he saw four dinosaurs walking over the hill wearing sunglasses?
How many dinosaurs fit in a Volkswagen?
Why did the Dinosaur paint her toenails red?
How can you tell if a Dinosaur has been in your refrigerator?
How can you tell if 2 Dinosaurs have been in your refrigerator?
How can you tell if 3 Dinosaurs have been in your refrigerator?
How can you tell if 4 Dinosaurs have been in your refrigerator?
Is it true that a dinosaur can't get you if you hold a tree branch?
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
What do you call a scared tyrannosaurus?
What do you call a triceratops that fell down the stairs?
What is as big as a diplodocus, but weighs nothing?
What do you call dinosaur fossils that sleep until noon?
What do you call a dinosaur that can't drive a car?
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a lemon?
What do you call a baby dinosaur that won't take a bath?
Why didn't the triceratops ride a bicycle?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
Why are dinosaurs big, green and scaly?
How long should a dinosaur's legs be?
Which dinosaur is the noisiest sleeper?
What do you get when you cross a Jeopardy host with a dinosaur?
Why did the T-rex cross the road?
What did the man say when he saw four dinosaurs walking over the hill?
What did the man say when he saw four dinosaurs walking over the hill wearing sunglasses?
How many dinosaurs fit in a Volkswagen?
Why did the Dinosaur paint her toenails red?
How can you tell if a Dinosaur has been in your refrigerator?
How can you tell if 2 Dinosaurs have been in your refrigerator?
How can you tell if 3 Dinosaurs have been in your refrigerator?
How can you tell if 4 Dinosaurs have been in your refrigerator?
Is it true that a dinosaur can't get you if you hold a tree branch?
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
What do you call a scared tyrannosaurus?
Vernal, Utah
What do you call a
muscular dinosaur?
Christopher, age 9
muscular dinosaur?
Christopher, age 9
